Concentrate…concentrate, but if you start to get a headache, stop. You’ll never be the genius and visionary that was Steve Jobs. Today is Stevejobsday. Be inspired.
Do not worry if you’re day has been a load of ‘Fuppin Bollops’. Tomorrow is a new day and as my best friend says, you’re over the hump that is Wednesday.
Maybe this person has to put money in a jar if they swear so they’ve come up with new, innovative ways to vent.
Just for the record, I swear like a trooper. But have the decency to whisper swear words when children are around. It’s the kind of decent human bean I am.
Question is…was it Dave who wrote this?! Dave?
What kind of place is it? What wouldn’t you expect?!!
This was ‘the’ comeback to use when I was in y7 at secondary school. Whatever somebody called you, you just responded with ‘your Mum’- simple yet effective.
I might give it a whirl next time I get dissed. Send them a vintage 1997 cuss right back at ‘em!
Shout out to a band called ‘Tiny Islands’. Apparently you can find them on Soundcloud. Their only problem is they state their name might change - elusive motherfuckers!
I’m not sure what kind of strays…dogs, cats or people but I love this toilet therapy. Share the love and look after one another. I feel like this guy is proud of his girls big heart. o much so that he had to tell us all about it on this toilet wall.
Temple Bar, Manchester.
I read ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ when I was 15 at school and nearly 15 years on, I still think it is one of the best novels I’ve ever read. It’s one of my Mum’s favourite books too.
So I think it’s marvellous that this person has shared their love of this book and such an amazing speech by Atticus Finch, on a toilet door. ‘No matter what’.
Shout out to the Former Secretary of State for Education. You learn something new everyday!